They are lucky that they don't have my dad to deal with too. He and your dad would have teamed up to make trouble.

Dad once gave the rebuttal to the eulogy at his cousin's funeral. The minister, who had never met the cousin because he never went to church, made him sound very saintly, so Dad stood up and told everyone what the cousin was really like. He was close to his cousin and figured the cousin would want to be remembered as he really was.