Well if he cut it up, it wouldn't be heavy, just awkward for one person to lift. But he's even more of an idiot than I thought. When I went to take a bag of trash this morning, he got it sawed in half but evidently still can't put it in the dumpster (ha!). But the doofus didn't even pull off the couch cover which comes right off.

Dude is on his own.